그는 부엌에 앉아 딱딱한 자지로 오줌을 싸고 동시에 담배를 피워 - Cri33y

It just overcomes him. He's sitting in his kitchen - naked of course - his cock is super stiff and he has a lot of pressure in his bladder. So Cri33y simply decides to piss - on his hairy body and in his mouth. And in between he smokes his cigarette.